All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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