they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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