You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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