Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I have fence marks all over my body
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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