Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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