Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
