OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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