My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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