He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
be right there i have to get my cape
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So much Jack, so little girl.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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