Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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