i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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