After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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