College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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