We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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