In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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