Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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