Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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