Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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