Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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