JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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