Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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