and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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