We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Randomize
