Dual....:-)
Apparently you make a good broom.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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