the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
