So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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