Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
