Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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