Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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