I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Do vagina's smell?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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