At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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