Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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