Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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