tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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