So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
they need to just BURY HIM!
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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