It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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