In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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