I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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