Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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