I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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