She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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