Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
one might say we're banned from that church
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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