So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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