That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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