then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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