i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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