I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
