it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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