so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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