My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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