yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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