dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
this boner is exhausting
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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