Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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