she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Vodka?
Forever.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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