none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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