Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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